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Archive for April 2007

Overnight Drugstore Manager

by Lance Lemieux—Age 27—Chicago, IL
The year is 2001. When I get off work it will be Christmas morning.
Until then I’m in drug store hell.
Third shift is not something I usually do, but tonight I’m the overnight manager, and I’ve decided to smoke and drink a bit before work.
My crew consists of a squirrelly pharmacist whom […]

In Memoriam, Kurt Vonnegut

This morning, as I open my web browser to Arts & Letters Daily, I see a link to a New York Times article reporting that Kurt Vonnegut has died. Vonnegut passed away in Manhattan last night. He was 84.
I haven’t picked up a Vonnegut book in years, but he and his work were a full-blown […]

Cop (II): Normal

by Doug Dahl—Age 36—Blaine, WA
Minutes after my wife joined me in the car for her first law enforcement ride-along, we got the call. With my patrol car straddling the centerline of the busiest two-lane road in the county, I accelerated to speeds approaching 100 miles per hour, weaving through what felt like two rows of […]

Engineering Faculty

by William C. Burns, Jr.–Age 53–Greenville, SC
Initial Contact
In this dream I am a clown by profession. I make tense situations easier for people. Situations like learning, biomedical engineering, differential equations applied to electronics, the usual clown stuff.
I turn my beat up ‘84 Buick into the faculty parking lot. I get out […]