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Installation

by Mark—Age 50—Media, PA

I’ve been at the same computer company for 29 years. That’s unheard of these days. Now I’m a desk jockey in customer support, and I spend my day answering technical questions and looking over my shoulder. Satisfaction comes with mundane things like someone promptly responding to an e-mail. My hands are soft. I don’t produce much that’s tangible. But back in the eighties, I had the job I still daydream about ““ being a technician on the factory installation team. I can’t believe they paid us for that.

The boss assigned two guys for each job, installing large scale computer systems at customer sites. About fifteen of us traveled, all in our twenties and good buddies. The destination could be Johannesburg as easily as Detroit. For two weeks or so we’d work and party together. Much of that time is now a blur of strip clubs, airports and assorted close calls, with each job holding some special memory. That period was my rite of passage.

It was a gravy train. Forty hours of overtime a week was typical. At that time, we lived large on $32 per diem for meals. Eating cheap meant Red Lobster. But if you wanted extra drinking money, Wendy’s was acceptable. In Tokyo, get a receipt and the Kobe beef dinner was yours. It was all simple once we figured out how to work the system.

At the customer’s data center we’d unpack the new system, and in one day fill an empty computer room the size of a gymnasium with rows of one-ton cabinets and fridge-sized disk and tape drives. Then we’d spend days bolting it together and cabling it. If it powered on with no explosions, we’d run diagnostic tests and see how broke the thing was. That technology was fragile and didn’t travel well, so we’d spend more days debugging and fixing problems using mallets and soldering irons. Unlike today, where a processor sits on a tiny silicon wafer, and the inner workings are as mysterious as a woman’s’ brain, we knew how these things worked. We followed schematic diagrams chasing parity errors and dropped bits. Eventually, we’d end up with thousands of blinking LEDs and the operating system would answer our commands.

We brought dead things to life. And when we were done a job, we could look back and see that we did something.


10 Comments

Brilliant. Now you’re in your best career of all: writer. Everyone one who gets to read this will, as I do, want more.

Posted by Rosemarie DiMatteo on 12 September 2007 @ 10am

I have schematic diagrams of the inner workings of a woman’s’ brain. Please send $9.95 and help me decode this. I also enjoyed this piece-we’ve come a long way… or have we? I still have a mallet next to my laptop.

Posted by metheothertwin on 12 September 2007 @ 12pm

Sounds like fun. Reminds me of how they have to hook up computers to some car’s engines to see what’s wrong–a strange kind of progress when it gets harder to fix what we build.

I once temped at a company that produced keyboards in El Paso, TX, and one afternoon, my job was to take apart old keyboards so they could recycle the parts. I sometimes feel my fingers creeping down around the edges of my keyboard now, finding the way to crack that sucker open and toss it on a heap. But I resist.

Posted by CJ on 12 September 2007 @ 8pm

Interesting combination of 20th century employment (computer installation) with Neanderthal mind set (“mysterious as a woman’s brain…”)

Just goes to show that while some things have changed a whole lot, some things haven’t changed at all.

Anyway, for what its worth, this woman’s brain found this essay pretty damn interesting. The part about how mysterious our brains are was a little on the oink oink side but at least it was honest.

Roz
http://www.rosalindwarren.com

Posted by roz warren on 22 September 2007 @ 9am

I appreciate the feedback on my piece. The fact that my simile, “as mysterious as a woman’s brain” would evoke a Neanderthal mind set was a surprise. Isn’t it established science that our brains work differently at a physiological level? Therefore, isn’t it natural that men find women mysterious, and vice versa? I think we should be able to acknowledge that and even laugh about it. On the other hand, I can see that from a woman’s perspective that kind of comment could have a negative connotation. I’m learning.

Mark

Posted by Mark on 25 September 2007 @ 10pm

From the delighted responses, it seems you need a career change!

Posted by Steve on 26 September 2007 @ 6am

yeah Markie,

you tell them how it was back in the day.

I was there too, your words are accuate.

But no more.. you can’t go back…

we would not survive that trip again Mark, well maybe to Brazil again.

Posted by Karl on 26 September 2007 @ 8am

Science, you are my hero. I hold you at a differnet light now. I was never aware that you could write so elequantly. And you are correct, that was a rite of passage. I still choose to think however, that the “best is yet to come”. Keep writing away.

Posted by Phil on 23 October 2007 @ 2pm

Sci,
You summed it up very well, and I do remember the good ole days! However blurred they may be.

Posted by Kevin on 4 November 2007 @ 6pm

always knew you were special ~

Posted by miriam sullivan on 10 February 2009 @ 8am

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